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یکی از سئوالایی که این موقع شب ذهنم رو درگیر خودش کرده اینه که چرا سوپرمن شرتشو روی شلوارش میپوشید؟!
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سلام…. ببخشید این وقت شب مزاحم شدم ، یه سئوال مهم ازتون داشتم: چرا آدمها از خجالت آب میشن ؟ چرا نوشابه نمیشن ؟ یا دوغ حتی ؟؟؟
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سلام، ببخشید بد موقع مزاحم شدم.داری ۲ میلیون تومن به من دستی بدی… . . . میخوام ایرانسلمو شارژ کنم ۵۰۰ تومان جایزه بگیرم
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شرمنده به خدا، آره میدونم خواب بودی، خوب بابا فحش نده دیگه، کارت داشتم که بیدارت کردم. میخواستم بدونم ماهی وقتی غذا میخوره، آب نمیره تو دهنش؟
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عروسک قشنگ من قرمز پوشیده / تو رختخواب مخمل آبیش خوابیده عروسک من چشماتو وا کن / اس ام اس تو حالا نگاه کن عروسکم اوسگول شدی برو لالا کن!
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از اونجا که شتر در خواب بیند پنبه دانه ،گهی لپ لپ خورد گه دانه دانه، وظیفه خود دونستم بیدارت کنم آخه داشتی بالشو می خوردی
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سلام خیلی حالم گرفته! همه بهم دروغ می گن خواهش میکنم تو دیگه راستشو بگو گاو حسنی که نه شیر داره نه پستون پس چه جوری شیرشو بردن هندستون؟!